I Tell Computers To Do Things. Sometimes They Listen.

推特截图：Jeremy Padawer 发帖问“Poorly explain what you do for a living.”，用户 Comfortably Numb 回复“I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen.”，用幽默自嘲程序员工作，适合表达摸鱼、自嘲或无奈。