Modern Problems Require Modern Excuses

火柴人程序员坐在电脑前摸鱼，屏幕显示“AI AGENT GENERATING CODE...”，老板喊“HEY! GET BACK TO WORK!”，他答“WAITING FOR MY AGENT!”，老板回“OH. CARRY ON.”。顶部文字为“THE #1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF IN THE MODERN ERA: "MY AGENT'S WRITING THE CODE."”。适合表达摸鱼、理直气壮偷懒、职场幽默。