七夕出租

Panda-head meme with a smug stick figure listing Qixi rental prices: fake partner 800, third wheel 500, take the blame 1000, meet parents 1500 plus marriage extra, phone lie 100, meal 300, shopping 200 plus your money, moon viewing 180 half price when cloudy, honest hand-holding service, no credit. For single self-mockery and holiday jokes.