Java: Making Things Suck Since 1995

一台红黑配色的吸尘器，机身上贴有 Java 咖啡杯标志贴纸，软管和吸头放在地毯上。上方英文写着“My vacuum cleaner broke yesterday so I put a sticker to it and it started to suck again”。适合表达嘲讽、无语、程序员自嘲。